Posted on Jul 28, 2023
Army creates new ‘Future Douchebag Politician’ MOS
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Finally some honesty! LOL!
Army creates new ‘Future Douchebag Politician’ MOS
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This is great!
“I’ve always known I was a douchebag,” said Pfc. Keith Harland, who recently earned the coveted Future Douchebag Politician Badge, a chest device featuring a colonial soldier bending back between his own legs to kiss his own ass, while also jamming a stick up it. “Now, I can finally put that skill set to use in the service of dividing my country as a means of garnering personal power and the popularity that eluded me in high school.”
“I’ve always known I was a douchebag,” said Pfc. Keith Harland, who recently earned the coveted Future Douchebag Politician Badge, a chest device featuring a colonial soldier bending back between his own legs to kiss his own ass, while also jamming a stick up it. “Now, I can finally put that skill set to use in the service of dividing my country as a means of garnering personal power and the popularity that eluded me in high school.”
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