Pentagon recalls Hegseth to active duty for violating most of the UCMJ

SPC Joshua Blotzer yay! The return of duffelBlog!

If this was not a joke, unless he has a reserve status, he did not retire and cannot be recalled.

Critique of Satirical Intent and Execution
The material presented as satire appears to transcend genuine, constructive wit and leans toward cynicism or scenascism.

This approach suggests that the primary function of the content is not to offer insightful social commentary or provoke thoughtful self-reflection within the force, but rather to serve as a pretext for disparagement and institutional criticism. (IMHO)