A Mullet-Wearing Marine Recruit Showed Up to Boot Camp Ready to Party

Ah Ma. Yea like I made it. No Ma, I gotta get my hair cut. The recruiter lied to me. No Ma, I didn't finish that 6 pack on the bus. The man with the stripes took it and laughed. I gotta go Ma. He hung up the phone to see his DI waiting, a grin on his face and or course the kid didn't understand that his life was about to change forever.

I bet someone had a party, just not this guy.

Hope the barber took a break after only cutting half of it off. Saw that at boot and the kid started crying.