A Mullet-Wearing Marine Recruit Showed Up To Boot Camp Ready To Party

Drill instructors are going to have fun with him.

There is going to be a party and the DI's are going to shred this guy!

Can't take the credit; in the comments for the article someone wrote an awesome "real men of genius" commercial. Only caveat is you have to keep the rhythm and do the singing parts.

Vincent Nylin Contributor ·24 May

Budweiser Presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real men of Genius)
Today we salute you. Mr. Mullet Marine Recruit Dude.
(Mr. Mullet Marine Recruit Dude)
Wearing nothing but shorts, a mullet, Budweiser T shirt, and flip flops, you're about to start living the real American dream
Getting paid to think up fun things to do... in Cammies!
(Runnin free!(Runnin a god damned lot!))
Sure there's danger, push ups, situps, wookies, and Drill Instructors, completely cool dudes!
(WATCH OUT NOW!)
Your keen instincts tells you to continue to find your groove and make that uniform you're own! Fitting in? "Like no way dude!"
And if that doesn't work, who cares? You had a MULLET!.
(It's like your birthday!)
So crack open an ice cold Budweiser, Mullet Marine. 'Cause we all know, the the going gets tough, the tough get more goddamned pushups!.
(Mr. Mullet Marine Recruit Dude)