Posted on Aug 19, 2021
Biden Takes More Vacation As A Reward For Doing Such A Good Job This Week
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Satire alert! Satire alert!
After doing such a good job at being President this week, Biden is treating himself to some more well-deserved vacation time to reward himself for his really hard work.
"Yeah that was a humdinger of a speech I gave just now," said Biden as Marine One took off to head back to Camp David. "I'll bet the American people are really inspired and impressed with my very good job. And seeing as how nothing is really going on in the world at the moment, I think it's time to head back to Camp David and put these old feet in the pool! Maybe a kid will come and rub my hairy legs--who knows!"
According to sources, aides are preparing an exquisite selection of ice cream cones to welcome the president back to his favorite vacation spot.
"We're not sure what's going on right now," said CNN's White House correspondent, "but I think the main takeaway we can all agree on here is that President Biden is doing a very, very good job. Good Job Mister President! We'll miss you while you're vacationing!"
Although some Republicans maliciously pounced on Biden's decision to take a nice long break he has clearly earned, the White House Chief of Staff insisted that it's important for the President to use up his vacation days now or else he'll lose them.
After doing such a good job at being President this week, Biden is treating himself to some more well-deserved vacation time to reward himself for his really hard work.
"Yeah that was a humdinger of a speech I gave just now," said Biden as Marine One took off to head back to Camp David. "I'll bet the American people are really inspired and impressed with my very good job. And seeing as how nothing is really going on in the world at the moment, I think it's time to head back to Camp David and put these old feet in the pool! Maybe a kid will come and rub my hairy legs--who knows!"
According to sources, aides are preparing an exquisite selection of ice cream cones to welcome the president back to his favorite vacation spot.
"We're not sure what's going on right now," said CNN's White House correspondent, "but I think the main takeaway we can all agree on here is that President Biden is doing a very, very good job. Good Job Mister President! We'll miss you while you're vacationing!"
Although some Republicans maliciously pounced on Biden's decision to take a nice long break he has clearly earned, the White House Chief of Staff insisted that it's important for the President to use up his vacation days now or else he'll lose them.
Biden Takes More Vacation As A Reward For Doing Such A Good Job This Week
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Lt Col Charlie Brown Let's keep him hidden so we can get him enough energy for another puppeteer show in a couple of days...
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At this point it isn't f#cking funny anymore. Rome is burning and Nero is eating ice cream in Delaware. Our citizens are trapped behind enemy lines with no real help of getting out except a webworm to fill out, our allies are wondering if ol' Joe will call them to tell them what the heck is going on, the Chinese are pushing Taiwan, inflation is at an historic high (1973 I think), and yet nothing can take Joe away from vacation. I hate whataboutisms, but swap Joe out with Donald Trump with the exact same circumstances. If you don't think the hypocritical stupid left would be trying to burn down the White House, you are delusional. It isn't funny or cute anymore, this is the danger we were all screaming about but everyone called us tin foil hattish.
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