Posted on Feb 10, 2020
Breaking: Health Officials Quarantine Portland To Prevent Spread Of Communism
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While communism has been around for a while, experts believe the 2020-Antifa strain could develop into the worst communism pandemic in decades.
"We are enforcing a ban on all travel in and out of Portland until a cure is found," said one CDC official. "We simply can't risk deadly viruses like communism spreading out into the world. Millions will die."
"We are enforcing a ban on all travel in and out of Portland until a cure is found," said one CDC official. "We simply can't risk deadly viruses like communism spreading out into the world. Millions will die."
Breaking: Health Officials Quarantine Portland To Prevent Spread Of Communism
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1SG Steven Imerman
It's probably too early to be discussing nuclear weapons, but who knows what will develop?
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