British Politicians Declare War on Knives

Or some poor woman's sharp tongue.

Cowboy remember knives are used to carve the Thanksgiving turkey but once a year. So we all have to be aware hahaha Sorry terrible joke.

The solution is simple; The jackass welding the knife gets he bat, not til dead but not moving and making very little noise. Take 'em to international waters tell 'em you are free, swim any where but back to England and kick their ass in the water. If the bat was applied correctly the jackass is still very much alive just not moving, and most likely bleeding. So the end of this is pretty simple the jackass drowns or is eaten by the sharks he attracts since he is bleeding. But they are the big stars in this deal because they punished a jackass and set him free. This program has a 100% success rate 0 repeat offenders, can any other program make such statements? No!