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PO1 Don Gulizia
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Even in his “explanation,” Todd is being dishonest. It wasn’t because America “hated” Hillary, like it was something personal. Hillary was the embodiment of a corrupt political system and the msm didn’t want to ask the tough (and justified) questions. If the msm would have demanded answers for the SAP on Hillary’s server, the same way they did of Trump’s pu..y grabbing comment, than maybe the voter climate would have been better identified. Again, instead of truly taking the blame for lousy journalist review, he places blame on American voters.
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MSgt James Mullis
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Well said!
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COL Jean (John) F. B.
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LOL ... That's like the Pope "admitting" he is Catholic... It is obvious.
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2LT David Phillips
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Edited 8 y ago
"Hello MSgt. Mullis, how are you?" asked Airman Todd.
"Uh, what are you doing?" Asks MSgt. Mullins.
"Nothing.", said A1C Todd.
"What's in your hand?", asked MSgt. Mullins.
"A jelly doughnut.", said A1C Todd.
"A jelly doughnut?! Aren't you on the squadron weight control program?", asked MSgt. Mullins.
"Yes, MSgt. Mullins.", said A1C Todd.
"Aren't you 50lbs over weight?", asked MSgt. Mullins.
"Yes, sergeant..."
"How many of those have you eaten today?"
"Counting this one?"
"Yes, counting that one!"
"Twelve."
"Didn't you fall out of the PT run for the last three weeks?"
"Yes"
"Didn't you go down in the number of pushups, from 5 to 3?"
"Yes, master sergeant."
"Didn't you promise the First Sergeant that you would stop over eating and go to the gym?"
"Yes, master sergeant."
"Didn't you sign an LOR last week for being over-weight?"
"Yes, master sergeant."
"Didn't your squad mates team up and show you how your weight problem is affecting their jobs, because you can't keep up with them. You're slowing them down? Bringing the whole units PT performance eval, down?"
"Yes, master sergeant."
"And here you are, still eating these jelly doughnuts, in spite of all that!"
"Yes, master sergeant. But may I say one thing?"
"What is it, airman?"
"I knew it was wrong, I knew I shouldn't do it. But they make these things taste so good! I can't help myself."
"Airman!?"
"Yes, master sergeant?"
"Get the f**k out of my sight. You disgust me!"
Three months later. Airman Todd, now an E-1, with the lowest ratings on cable, propped up by all the doughnut retailers on the planet, who can't look at himself in the mirror any more because he's a big fat out of shape blob, useful to no one, finally says to his audience.
"I think I am going to drive past Dunkin's and pull into the gym." Just before we boot his butt out of the T.V. business. I say, damage already done, find another line of work.
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SGT Robert George
SGT Robert George
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Have another jelly donut !!!
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