@SGT Jamie Barrie, The death one is my favorite. It is like a Chuck Norris joke for a war hero. He is 93, but he was supposed to die in 1945, but he shot down the grim reaper.
Thanks, I followed him on twitter. He is old school and no one's fool. Love the candor from that generation. The did not believe in the spoonful of sugar helping the medicine go down philosophy.