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Your weekly devotional to our Lord and Savory-or His Noodly Appendage, this week on the creation of the Earth and how He made sure it was cooked al dente.
From The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 2:1:1-10
“THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, obviously, must have been spectacular, but He then spent the next ten to one hundred years painstakingly preparing the universe to appear older than it actually is. Photons were placed individually, en route to earth, “ostensibly emitted millions of years ago from stars across the galaxy. In reality, we know that each photon was divinely placed and red-shifted1 appropriately to make the universe appear to be billions of years old. We are still finding His camouflage methods at work today; each time scientists discover apparent evidence of a billions-of-years-old universe, we can be assured that this is just more elaborate preparation He put in place."
From The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 2:1:1-10
“THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, obviously, must have been spectacular, but He then spent the next ten to one hundred years painstakingly preparing the universe to appear older than it actually is. Photons were placed individually, en route to earth, “ostensibly emitted millions of years ago from stars across the galaxy. In reality, we know that each photon was divinely placed and red-shifted1 appropriately to make the universe appear to be billions of years old. We are still finding His camouflage methods at work today; each time scientists discover apparent evidence of a billions-of-years-old universe, we can be assured that this is just more elaborate preparation He put in place."
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster simply isn't to my taste, not even if you add grated cheese. It is a rather sophomoric parody of organized religion. Now, if you want to see how an adult does it, allow me to recommend Mark Twain's "Letters From Earth". It not only skewers fundamentalist dogma, but also is funny, really funny. Possibly the funniest thing Twain ever wrote.
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Letters From The Earth - Kindle edition by Mark Twain, Bernard DeVoto, Henry Nash Smith. Humor &...
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Interesting viewpoint of how the earth could have possibly evolved. Right now, there are people worshipping squirrels somewhere with the acorn as its' symbol. All brought to you from the weird people of the earth.
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