Demons Beg Jesus To Cast Them Out Of Hysterical Mob Of Liberals And Into Abyss

"Really, we'll go anywhere," said the demons. "You can send us to the eternal abyss, for all we care. We just can't stand the chanting anymore. You can send us into some unclean pigs, a bunch of wild dogs, heck—even cats." However, they were quickly informed that they cannot be cast into cats, since cats are already demons.