Drinking cobra blood to survive a Thai jungle

Nothing like a little Cobra blood in the morning. A great new coffee name too.
What kind of coffee do you drink in the morning puke face? That's nothing. I drink Cobra Blood. Anything else is for pussies.
Let Me Hear Your War Cry!

Think k would be tongue Thai-ed ! Sgt Wayne Wood

I suspect the whole reason they invented Cowboy Boots was to prevent snake bites in the Texas bush country. Though I have no clue I am going to guess that Cobras bite well above boot height.