Posted on Nov 12, 2021
Duffel Blog Presents: 6 signs that your spouse is a Dudependa
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Due to a variety of policy changes, the U.S. military is witnessing a drastic rise in the number of adult male dependents. While conducting studies about how to best serve this previously overlooked demographic, the Department of Defense has discovered an entirely new sub-classification of the species: the “dudependa.”
The dudependa shares many traits with its closest living relative, the “dependapotamus” but is a unique and beautiful creature in its own right. Here are 6 signs that your spouse might be a Dudependa:
The dudependa shares many traits with its closest living relative, the “dependapotamus” but is a unique and beautiful creature in its own right. Here are 6 signs that your spouse might be a Dudependa:
Duffel Blog Presents: 6 signs that your spouse is a Dudependa
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Posted 3 y ago
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My ex husband did not do this but I'd call him a dudependa because he mooched off me. He kept his dependent card after the divorce to try to use it at places with military discount (not that there were many where we lived at the time). Pretty sure he cheated on me during the marriage. Thankfully it was only a year long. The biggest thing was him mooching off me and providing nothing to our family.
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