Female Astronaut Drives 950 Miles In Diaper Out Of Jealousy

It looks like Sydney wanted to review the humor. Real language, you have been warned.
She was married with three children and was mad at the woman (Shipmen) that was banging the same dude that she wanted to Monkey Branch to. Meaning the guy she was cheating with.
She had a 4 inch folding knife, steel mallet, rubber hose, wig and bb gun.
She started crying outside the car (Shipmen was in) because the lady would not come out and when the window was lowered she sprayed Shipmen in the face with pepper spray.

The humorous moment was provided via
Astronaut William Oefelein. Nowak
vs
U.S. Air Force Cpt. Colleen Shipman