Posted on Jul 3, 2017
Florida Man Sits On Gun, Accidentally Shoots Himself In Penis
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I guess he forgot how too shoot.
Florida Man Sits On Gun, Accidentally Shoots Himself In Penis
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@MSgt Michael Bischoff I am more impressed by the commentator on the video being able to keep a straight face when saying that doofy shot himself in the junk. More humorous, the next video was about fireworks, and played the Marine Hymn in the background.
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49 Crazy Headlines That Could Only Be Created by Florida Man
The Internet's most notorious citizen.
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PO3 Steven Sherrill
SPC David S. During the viking age there was a prayer "Deliver us oh lord, from the wrath of the Northmen." In Florida we have a similar prayer when a stupid person headline is teased: "Dear lord, please don't let it be in Florida" Then the report inevitably start "A Florida..." And we revert to "why have you forsaken us with stupidity?"
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