Hacker Steals Money from Bank and Donates $11,000 to Anti-ISIS Group

SSgt GG-15 RET Jim Lint - Private; Oh no, no, NO! Please don't tell me that there are "Good Kurds" and "Bad Kurds". If you tell me that then I will have difficulty in deciding whether we should back taking land away from the "Good Iraqis" (you know, the ones that are backed by the "Bad Iranians" and giving it to the Kurds so that they can have their "traditional homeland" (which they never actually had, but which sounds good).

I've already had enough difficulty in forgetting that the only ACTIVE al-Qa'eda operations in Iraq before it was liberated and a new, modern, honest, efficient, effective, even-handed government was voted in in free, fair, open, and honest elections were being conducted in the KAR and being protected from the "Bad Iraqis" by military assets of the United States of America.

America's foreign policy HAS TO be rationalized and the only way to do that is for each incoming administration to be given a blank map of the world and two crayons (one green and one brown). The administration will then have 14 days to color in ALL the countries on the map (Green for Good and Brown for Bad) and will then be required to conduct all foreign affairs on the basis of that map (which will be published and distributed around the world for free) for the next four years. America will be REQUIRED to support the "Legal Government" of any country that has been colored green and REQUIRED to attempt to support the liberation of people of any country that has been colored brown (by any means whatsoever including using nuclear weapons against the so-called "governments" of those countries).

[NOTE - Constitutional Amendments may be required to effect that simple change.]

COL Ted Mc - This is intentionally done to keep the Intell people in business. We hope to have leaders confused...just a bit more than us.
Your map idea is good....but that would mean civilian leaders making decisions and living with them. It would be interesting.

SSgt GG-15 RET Jim Lint - Private; PLEASE DO NOT reveal any more "Intel Secrets".

PS - I have it on good authority that "Adam" was the first Int/Sec O because he detected the threat to security in "The Garden". However "The Boss" didn't want to hear about it so "Adam" "adjusted" his findings to conform with policy.

COL Ted Mc - That was a good one!