Hank Johnson Worries Guam Could "Capsize" After Marine Buildup

Turns out he has a very dry sense of humor and was speaking figuratively. But, you gotta give the Admiral props for not rolling his eyes and his response!

1LT Susan Bailey I have to give the Representative the benefit of the doubt on this one and assume he was speaking symbolically, allegorically, or figuratively. To be serious seems beyond even the pale of a legislator. Of course in this day and age, almost anything may be meant on a serious vein. I have to get going now before my wife turns this place upside down.

Is he smoking crack or something? Really, get serious dude.