Hot Sauce Reviews: Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner

Here's another one I'd sent to that same thread, another Christmas gag gift from my family....and yeah, it's real, it's sitting in our kitchen, I've been trying to work up the nerve to actually try it...frankly, I'm honestly more than a little terrified of it, truthfully...though I suppose I'll eventually take the plunge, I guess...I mean, ya gotta admit the name is something else, I mean, gimme that much, guys, ya know?