If You Get An Email From A General Trying To Initiate A Romantic Tryst, You’re Being Catfished

1. Catfishing? That's a thing now?
2. Holy crap, what a poorly worded scam letter!
"I was happy reading from you again."
"My parents are death."
"My favorite flower is Casa Blanca Lily and Rose flower."
"I am searching for a good woman... I am looking for a man... You must be a wonderful woman... I have lots of love and attention to share with the right man."