KFC will give $11,000 to first baby born on Sept. 9 who's named Harland

I wonder how many Harlands there will be this year.

This would be a response to the baby promised Chic Fil A for life for arriving after hours in one of their stores?

Add another zero or two and we'll talk. This would come up again in about 15 years.

"Hey dad, is Harland a family name?"
"No son".
"So where'd it come from?"
"A fast food restaurant paid me and you mom $11K to name you that."
"What the...! Do I at least get the money?"
"Nope, we used it to pay off a car that we don't have anymore."
"I hate you..."