Look to the sky — the triumphant return of the sky penis is upon us

Truly, I'm not sending this to be either deliberately gross, or overtly rude, this just struck me as so totally weird that, despite the obviously sensitive nature of the whole topic, I just figured you'd all kinda want to see it...if I'm wrong in that, please understand, I just found the whole thing so totally crazy, that I quite literally had to read it several times before I could glue my eyeballs back into my head, and rehinge my jaw that had quite honestly fallen to the floor...in all the stories I'd ever read, honestly, guys, I'd never, ever, heard one like this one, I swear...so, for all those reasons, crazy as the title is, try to understand the humorous vein that prompted me to send it, as I just found it one of the wildest aviation stories I'd ever seen...maybe some of you have heard of such a thing, God knows, I never did...that being said, I just figured I'd explain all that, just to make my motivations clear, for whatever those might be worth, OK? I hope you all find this as amazing, incredible, and utterly jaw-dropping as I did, that's all, honest, so, on that note, enjoy, OK? Oh, and also, you'll all hopefully notice, I added what I thought might be a couple of funny additional new topic rooms, just to cover this craziness, for whatever good they might do in a case like this...honestly, I just didn't know where else to send this, so, if admin wants to move this, or thinks it needs to be deleted, I of course entirely understand...honestly, you just can't make this kind of stuff up, you know?