Posted on Mar 17, 2017

Man Describes All 50 States If They Were People In A Bar

CW4 Guy Butler

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I've seen most of these states...

Man Describes All 50 States If They Were People In A Bar

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PO3 Steven Sherrill

Posted >1 y ago

CW4 Guy Butler The only thing missed in the FL description was that he cannot get his alligator to Publix because A snowbird is driving ten miles an hour under the speed limit with the left turn signal on without changing lanes.

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MSG (Join to see)

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I disagree with the Nebraska description. It would be 25, not 20

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MSgt Stephen Council

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Well, it is mildly funny, but seems forced. Thanx for the post.

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SSgt Ryan Sylvester

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Lost the argument with Mississippi, MSgt?

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MSgt Stephen Council

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No, its just not outright funny. I have lived in 14 of the states and visited 12 for substantial periods of time. The analogies in the article were forced and inaccurate and simply not outright funny. Hence my use of the term "mildly amusing".

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I agree forced, I have lived in 6 States and those ones were not that accurate, though Utah was lol.

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1stSgt Nelson Kerr

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OH, DE, CA,TX and LA were spot on.

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Man Describes All 50 States If They Were People In A Bar

Man Describes All 50 States If They Were People In A Bar

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