Posted on May 12, 2020

Ministry Of Magic Appoints Governor Whitmer Head Of Hogwarts

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"We needed someone strict, someone willing to make up arbitrary rules, someone who can rule with an iron fist," said Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge. "We considered my undersecretary, Dolores Umbridge, but she just didn't have the severity and viciousness we need to whip these students into shape."

Ministry Of Magic Appoints Governor Whitmer Head Of Hogwarts

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Lt Col Charlie Brown

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Someone who may not be named is pulling the strings from out of sight.

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CW5 Jack Cardwell

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Sounds about right!

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SGT Robert Pryor

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The article failed to mention her favorite dish -- enema fudge.

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