Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth

This one really is not funny. I am paying twice what I paid before Mr. Obama forced me to pay for everybody's healthcare. For me $3600 taken from my family is not one bit fucking funny. It is the difference between having to pick one or the other; safe tires for the car or food on the table (And that is a no bullshit where I am at today). It is the difference in having to swallow my pride know I am less of a man, a father and a husband and go ask my father for help with Christmas so my children won't know we are living just pay check to pay check and that Christmas is a luxury. So when I hear that somebody is going to repeal something that has cost me so dearly I really think that there is no humor in my children having the ability eat and a safe car at the same time. This was a bad law that the government forced me to pay for something that I received no benefit from. That is socialism and that is bullshit. So the Onion can go fuck themselves on this one.

It's a meteor. The SMOD .... Sweet Meteor of Death. Even has it's own Twitter # #SMOD

Got to love the onion, good for a chuckle or two.