Russian cyberterrorist stuck on six month wait list to hack into VA

“This is a nightmare,” complained Sacha. “I’m simply trying to serve my country, and I have to deal with this kind of bureaucratic nonsense? I’ve been trying to hack my way into the VA’s outdated and overloaded systems since January.”

Although a member of Russia’s elite clandestine cyberterrorism task force, Sacha admits he dreaded this latest mission as soon as he received his orders at the end of 2019.

“The VA’s convoluted systems are world-famous,” he admitted. “I also knew that, with the VA, nothing is ever easy, whether it’s resolving a claim or hacking into their network.”

“Plus, that claims backlog. Wow, what a downer.”