Small Island Of Uncultured Savages Rejects America's Gracious Attempt To Introduce Them To Good...

"We attempted to make contact with the locals, putting out Chick-fil-A sandwiches on the ground and gesturing toward them, saying, 'You eat good food,'" said one missionary. "Sadly, they just threw bricks at us and called us hateful." The natives then went back to eating a pie with fish heads sticking out of it, a barbaric dish they somehow think of as food.

The uncivilized brutes have not experienced cultured food before and as such eat things like mince pies, jellied eels, and black pudding. Their best dish, fish and chips, is just fish and fries, but the poor savages don't know that these "chips" are actually called fries. Chick-fil-A missionaries attempted to communicate with them, pointing at the waffle fries and saying, "FRIIIIES" slowly. But the natives simply looked on in confusion and said, "No, mate, those are chips," which roughly translates to, "I am an uncultured swine."