Posted on Jan 24, 2017

Study Finds Getting Smacked Right In The Mouth With A Goddamn Tree Branch Really Sucks

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Study Finds Getting Smacked Right In The Mouth With A Goddamn Tree Branch Really Sucks

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Posted 8 y ago

personal experience shows that getting swatted on the backside with a tree branch really sucks too.

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Posted 8 y ago

Also, I would like to add to this study: Getting hit on the top of the head with a 5 lb sledgehammer hurts. As does getting hit in the side of the head with an aluminum bat. And finally, crashing face first into another waverunner skeedo without a helmet.....that one really hurts.

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SN Greg Wright

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Hmm. An impacted wisdom tooth? (Pain that will friggen UNMAN you, btw.)

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SN Greg Wright - Yea, that one tends to sting as well.

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SN Greg Wright

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MSG (Join to see) - Indeed. And I had to live with it for 2 days at sea before I could get to a dentist, who promptly sent me to an oral surgeon.

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Sgt John Steinmeier

Posted 8 y ago

I thought that was common knowledge

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To some, not so common.

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