The Top 10 Wildest Military Bases

MSG (Join to see) when it comes to Florida Man, he is just a sad reminder. Whenever I hear someone did something totally fucktarded, The prayer is "Dear gods, please don't let this asshat be in Florida." Which is usually followed by "A <insert city here> Florida man..."

MSG (Join to see) I worked with a guy who developed a fear of tarantulas. He did not know that they can jump. We had one walking across the desert near the plant we were working. He started chucking rocks at it. I told him "You want to stop doing that." He just kept doing it. I took a few steps back, and repeated myself. He kept doing it, I took a couple more steps back. He hit the spider, the spider jumped about four feet up and two feet out, and my co worker needed a change of pants.
In Florida, it is presumed that if it is salt water, there are sharks. If it is fresh water there are alligators.

Of those bases listed, I've been stationed at Cannon AFB (no issues) and spent a couple days at Nellis (no black widow trouble at lodging). Good list MSG (Join to see)