Posted on Apr 2, 2020

U.S. Descends Into Third-World Hellscape Where Amazon Delivers In Three Days Instead Of Two

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"It's basically Somalia at this point," said Kris Paulson, an essential oils representative from Washington state. "If I can't order something I decided that I absolutely need to have on a whim and have it arrive in 1-2 days, then the American dream is dead."

U.S. Descends Into Third-World Hellscape Where Amazon Delivers In Three Days Instead Of Two

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Lt Col Charlie Brown

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We have daily Amazon, FEDEX and UPS deliveries as well as the postal service. Thank goodness for all of them.

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1SG Steven Imerman

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Hate to admit it, but I know the FedEx guy's name. We're both Vikings fans.

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