Uncomfortable Objects You'll Land On In The US Airborne

I nailed the ambulance in the middle of the LZ....Slip left, slip right...nothing helped.

Absolutely irreverent and rather funny lol

I'll add a few
The only road running across the DZ
a cement aircraft runway
The only middle puddle in the dry field
Thorns, pricklers, cacti and other things that seem to seek out my butt
The wrong side of any fence
Trees, bushes
Every sharp rock
Every uneven pothole and ground
Tree stumps and half cut saplings galore
Every anthill and ground hornet nest God ever created

AIRBORNE! That was funny. Thanks for the memories. ENS (Join to see)