Vanity Fair: Chelsea Clinton is like eating oatmeal with toenail clippings in it

I'm sure little Chelsea wrote that letter to President Reagan all by herself. I'm almost positive Mommy & Daddy in no way helped or influenced it (insert sarcasm font)!

Not much in the way of substance here, if it weren't for who her parents are, this wouldn't have made the last page in any newspaper.

My same post about a week ago. I altered it slightly to "a freshly cut toenail."