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Now hear this! Now hear this! As of 0931 hours CST, on Tuesday, June 12th, 2018, three fellow vets and myself met for coffee.

I am proud to say we have solved the worlds problems!

You all may rest easy with the knowledge that you are all, once again safe.

That is all.
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Now hear this! Now hear this! At 1031 hours, on the same day, contact was made to the Pentagon and the Whitehouse via FaceTime. Things were going extremely well until they answered the video request. It was at that point that talks started to fall apart.

I can’t help but think that had Cliff and Barry actually put more clothing on than pink speedos with a red bow adorning the top and hats reading “I’m with stupid” and “Baby Maker”, we would have stood a chance of surviving initial contact.

As it stands, the Cliff Circle Summit only succeeded in making Vicki extremely uncomfortable and 4 restraining orders that are really going to ruin the family vaca to D.C.

My but they are strict on protocols.