How to tell if something is written by AI

Detecting A.I.'s written stuff is hoodo voodoo at best since A.I. can be instructed to write like a human. To accurately detect A.I. written material you will need an Ouija board and Hoodina ghost, plus a few shots of Whiskey, plus some E.S.P. A.I. detectors are a farce. They can detect only well-written texts at best. Since there is no keyword embedded in the texts, anyone claiming any accuracy whatsoever can make you millions by capturing the gold trapped in your swimming pool too. A.I. seems to have most people stupified and washed common sense out with the baby and the bathwater, Common sense: If it sounds too good to be true ------ do more research ---- DUH!!

LTC Eugene Chu
..."Is this recipe written by a human or AI?
“Tommy John” Cocktail
Prompt

For this sample, the researchers asked ChatGPT how to make a fictional cocktail called a “Tommy John.” Although the drink name was made up, ChatGPT produced a response that says the Tommy John is a “classic cocktail.”...