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Posted on Jun 29, 2016
What are some entertaining safety briefings you have had?
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I have a safety briefing tomorrow during a flight meeting that we are looking to make "fun"... but professional. I could use some help with one liner type things said at safety briefings (i.e. "If you're gonna tap it, wrap it...") gimme what you got!
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SPC David Schuler
Two questions.
Does the 553rd MP's AO still include 1st Brigade?
Do they still drive around checking for ambushes before they answer a call?
Does the 553rd MP's AO still include 1st Brigade?
Do they still drive around checking for ambushes before they answer a call?
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While at FT. Knox:
"If you have sex this weekend, wear a rubber. If she's from Kentucky, wear two."
"If you have sex this weekend, wear a rubber. If she's from Kentucky, wear two."
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CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025
MAJ (Join to see) Louisville, 1953/54 era. While watching a movie with the fellows in Louisville, I arranged to meet a female native at the Greyhound Station entrance @ ------- hours, Saturday nite. That Saturday, as I entered the bus station, I saw a non-appealing, disheveled, agitated female, obviously awaiting someone. I continued on course to the 'white only', men's room and soon caught the next bus to Knox. The 'lady', somehow was able to call the orderly room and read the CQ the riot act for having been stood up!
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