Who has the best deployment stache?

One of my military instructors was in the movie Hunt for Red October with Sean Connery and he was pretty disappointed with the way Connery acted toward the military on set.  Connery would sit in his air conditioned trailer until it was time for him to do his take...  He would then be called out, would say his lines one time and go straight back to his trailer.  Whatever he did, that ended up being the take.  He never once socialized with the Navy guys; he was simply too cool for school.  Connery may put on military uniforms and pretend he's badass (like the fictional James Bond character that he played) but truth be told, he's just a drama club warrior, and not made of the same stuff our military men and women are made of.