An actual police report from Camp Pendleton

Hopefully the raccoon was not rabid. The Navy sailor may need to have his head examined based on extreme foolishness :-)

Ain't there a TV lawyer for that? "If you have ever Served at Camp Pendleton and was viciously attacked by a racoon while intoxicated...you might be able to receive compensation for your injuries."

I Would NOT Doubt This To Be True:
Here's Another One For You.

One Evening, Dark And Late At night,
We Received An ER Alert,
Someone, Actually In A Pick-Up Truck,
Had Penetrated A Security Zone, In An Out-Of-The-Way Field,
Just Outside Of The Landing Strip.
We Surrounded The Area; Even Had A Vehicle With Flood Lights All Across It's Top.
We Quietly Approached The Truck When The Flood Lights Flashed On & Covered The Entire Area. Much To Our Surprise, There Was A Couple In The Truck;
By Then, Both Were Totally In The Nude. ...
We All Cracked Up Laughing As They Scurried To Find Their Clothes, Except The Well Endowed Female, Who Jumped Down To The Floor And Tried To Cover Up.....(Little Rock AFB, Around May Or June Of 1962.)
..An Evening To Live In Infamy.

BBBBBB SSSSSS.
Not going to sneek up on a racoon in a GI can,or a dumpster.. 17 years living in the contry taught me that. Lots of stray dogs hangout there though. If he was wasted, he probably didnt know the difference anyway.

This sounds so rediculous that it's hard to believe, but this crap actually happens. Take for example the great United States being led by an incopent senile leader. I think that the jerk who used the coon to bypass a breathalizer test probably has more sense than Biden

NCOs find a way to get it done!

This has to be straight out of the Navy Safety Center...loved to read them as they came out on the Message Board...they got wider dissemination than the Promotion board results!

This is utterly fantastic. This guy should be hit with the whole book, however he needs a NAM for thinking outside the box.

There is NO WAY someone (even drunk) can pick up a raccoon ACTIVELY rummaging in the trash, carry him into a car, and start squeezing the piss out of it without it attacking you. He would have been bit and clawed the minute he stuck his hands anywhere near the coon. The story is BS.

RallyPoint Shared Content Good imitative, bad judgement!