Can you see what is wrong with this ribbon rack?

Omg I think my 23 year old self is about to have a fucking heart attack from seeing this shit.

A better question would be is What is Correct with this picture, the answer would be NOTHING!

Where do I being.......

The Ribbins aren't alligned.

The Iraq Campaign Ribbon is upside down.

SEAL pin too small out of order four across instead of three across. China service medal this guy must be very old it went away in 1957. Good man two national service ribbons.

In addition to what everyone else has covered, if this person is indeed a member of the Navy, he's got them 4 across instead of 3 (max on one row is 3 ribbons), and he's wearing a miniature warfare device, which is ONLY authorized with dinner dress & worn with miniature medals. Navy ribbons aren't required to touch the top of the pocket; 1/4" spacing ABOVE the pocket, though that is looking closer to 1/2".

Well, when I was in the 327th HMMWV Battery Charging Regiment followed by the Nuclear Powered Undersea Intergalactic Exploration Wing, I earned all of those.....and then some. Amazing to me that these jackasses think that they can get away with this. I used to wear some of my Dad's Army stuff.......playing Army when I was a kid. Then I grew fuzz on my nuts and enlisted and earned the real stuff.

there is no point in critiquing this mess

Snowflake Ribbon Bar. Where what you want, when you want, how you want. Have a story ready for each, true or not, as long as you identify as someone who won two GCM's and whatever else was on sale, you are okay.