Posted on Aug 29, 2014
Do you have a favorite comedian? What about a favorite comedy line?
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Pablo Francisco is one of my favs. Great comedian and impersonator. Watch his Schwarzenegger impersonation of Tortilla Boy. So hilarious!
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The Blues Brothers:
"It's 150 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas a half a pack of cigarettes, its dark out and we're wearing sun glasses... Hit it!"
"It's 150 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas a half a pack of cigarettes, its dark out and we're wearing sun glasses... Hit it!"
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Sam Kinison - I do not think I can quote anything of his and stay within the guidelines of this site.
Though I will say that my favorite line has something to do with putting something on a shelf.
Though I will say that my favorite line has something to do with putting something on a shelf.
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Gone too soon... and just after he sobered up... by a drunk driver of all things... SMH
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MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca Hickory Dickory Doc, The mouse ran up the ______ ! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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PO1 (Join to see) - George Carlin/Richard Prior tied.
Carlin: F that. You get on the plane, I m getting in.
Carlin: F that. You get on the plane, I m getting in.
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Brian Regan. "So we went to the appliance to store to buy a refrigerator, and there's this salesman there. What's this guy supposed to say about refrigerators? 'Well you have this refrigerator right here, this keeps all your food cold for $600. You've got this refrigerator, this keeps all your food cold for $800. Check this out: $1400, keeps all your food cold.'"
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Some of my favorites: George Carlin, Ron White and Bill Engvall. Here's your sign!
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I like Chris Ticker too. Cool pic by the way. Doo yoo undastandawordsthatahcomingoutofmymouth!
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