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Mine was Staff. Out of AIT, I landed in a small G2 shop. I was a junior E4 and was the lowest man in the shop. This isn't saying much, as there was only one other non-NCO (another E4) in the unit. Whenever the MSG needed something done, he only had to yell, "Staff!" to get me running. I did everything except make the coffee...and that he only had me do once. :)
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We called the 4th Squad leader "Old Balls" I don't remember exactly how it started, but it came from the Sandler movie Big Daddy. When his girlfriend dumps him for the old guy he says something about him laying on top of her with his loose skin and old balls.
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In Basic it was Candy Man because I got busted for having a kicker full of all types of candy and I would sell it, I was also referred to as A -Co Pusher as in I was the supplier of everyone's candy/sweets fix. Later on it became Freak because when something had to be done and no one could do it or figure out how to do it I always found a way to get it done. It was "freaky" how SGT Rocheleau always seemed to figure it out. Freak still sticks with me, Candy Man not so much. There are many others but not things to be discussed in public.
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Captain Kevlar when I was PFC. Was the passenger in two vehicle accidents (different drivers)-a patrol car and a HMMWV. Then got caught without my ballistic helmet on patrol in Bosnia. Had to wear it everywhere for a month.
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While stationed at Eielson AFB, we had a MSgt that decided he wanted us to have a theme for our radio call signs for the next exercise based on Monty Python. I told him I wanted to either be Sacred Sperm or Killer Bunny. The Monty Python call sign idea quickly died. Can't figure out why...
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