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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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CPT Brent Ferguson
Along these lines, I once had a comment on a very bad OER for "living with a woman not his wife, exhibiting moral terpitude".
(*we were engaged at the time)
Without my knowing, the commander and his deputy called in my supervisor and told her to rate me based upon my job performance and the character of my service - best OER I ever got.
To see the humor in the above, I need only say that Bill Clinton was President at the time.
(*we were engaged at the time)
Without my knowing, the commander and his deputy called in my supervisor and told her to rate me based upon my job performance and the character of my service - best OER I ever got.
To see the humor in the above, I need only say that Bill Clinton was President at the time.
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o has unique ability to maintain accountability through report of survey
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Not an eval comment, but overheard an exchange at the rifle range between a 2nd Lt and a SSgt (PMI).
LT: (rather haughtily, after barely qualifying but still thinking he was hot shit) So, SSgt, what can I do to be more effective with my weapons.
SSgt: (without missing a beat) Throw your pistol at them and use your rifle as a club.
LT: (rather haughtily, after barely qualifying but still thinking he was hot shit) So, SSgt, what can I do to be more effective with my weapons.
SSgt: (without missing a beat) Throw your pistol at them and use your rifle as a club.
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MSG Xxxxxx’s leadership reflects his position as the senior member of the rear rank.
It didn’t work he continued to re-surface elsewhere!
It didn’t work he continued to re-surface elsewhere!
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Has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
A legion in his own mind.
Has reached the apex of his mediocre military carrier.
Oxygen thief would be an understatement.
A legion in his own mind.
Has reached the apex of his mediocre military carrier.
Oxygen thief would be an understatement.
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