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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.
He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying
So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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Evaluations
NCOER
OER
Posted 9 y ago
Responses: 401
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"Every now and then we get lucky and find a diamond in the rough. With polish and the right setting, this officer will shine."
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5
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CPT Brent Ferguson
Possibly, he's a good leader but a crappy soldier.
"setting an (not a good) example for his peers"
He's leading his peers to display unprofessional attitudes toward the chain of command resulting in his reassignment without leadership or oversight potential.
"setting an (not a good) example for his peers"
He's leading his peers to display unprofessional attitudes toward the chain of command resulting in his reassignment without leadership or oversight potential.
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4
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When I was a student at the Intelligence Officer Course (where I later ended up teaching) one teacher gave me an evaluation that stated "Lt Chambless is a fomenter of chaos. He's the only officer I seriously considered choking."
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CPT Brent Ferguson
Actually, for an intelligence officer, that's a pretty good rating bullet:
FOMENTER OF CHAOS!
Wouldn't that mean you are really good at your job?
FOMENTER OF CHAOS!
Wouldn't that mean you are really good at your job?
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Capt Bob Abbott
I think I got the rating because I would rile up my fellow students at bullcrap teaching.
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4
4
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4
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My final NCOER contained the below comment. However, I wanted it on there so I made sure if got through all the channels.
"Promote out of sheer curiosity"
"Promote out of sheer curiosity"
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4
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SFC Josh Jackson Thank you for doing such an outstanding job. I think all of us can write some good comments on your next NCOER!!
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SFC Josh Jackson
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
-She leaps over streams and bounds over tall buildings
-True professional and mentor--Not only walks on water but freezes it so others can follow
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
-She leaps over streams and bounds over tall buildings
-True professional and mentor--Not only walks on water but freezes it so others can follow
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4
4
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SFC Josh Jackson: Sergeant First Class: How would one go about sharing your post? I don't see a Facebook symbol.
Much Obliged, Sergeant First Class- Margaret
Much Obliged, Sergeant First Class- Margaret
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SR Comments for an E-5:
1. Needs to earn present rank.
2. Send to PLDC....again.
1. Needs to earn present rank.
2. Send to PLDC....again.
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