Posted on Feb 26, 2015
SFC Josh Jackson
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Hello, my people! I was recently asked to provide input on an NCOER we're writing for an E-6 who recently transferred to our shop. His losing unit did not write him an outgoing NCOER, so of course it falls on us to pick up the pieces.

The losing unit sang his praises, offering gushing adoration for this guy. But when we pressed them for bullets, they were unable to come up with anything concrete. Their failure to point to specific accomplishments more or less matches our observation of him.

He's a guy that would probably do well if we still had SP6 as a rank. So when my counterpart (his new rater) asked for bullets, this was my tongue-in-cheek reply:

* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying

So I thought I'd throw this topic out to all of you. Any humorous evaluation comments you've seen, or wish you could've included in writing one? Please share!
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Capt Retired
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My favorite of all time (actually in an OER) Lt **** is a fast learner. He never makes the same mistake twice. But it seems he is trying to make them all once."
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1SG Civil Affairs Specialist
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He should have just made one mistake at a time.
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Had to do a command directed on a member found guilty at Courts Martial of theft.

Wrote two lines....

On the front : Member currently incarcerated Mannheim Prison

On the back: See front

went straight through with no rewrites....lol
CAPT Kevin B.
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Ensign XXX pushes doors marked pull.
When PO XXX joined the Navy, a village lost its idiot.
He'd be a great officer in the enemy's service.
This excuse is still looking for an excuse.
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Capt Jeff S.
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Ouch!
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SGM Senior Adviser, National Communications
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This soldier defines motivation. He rose from nowhere to become Battalion Soldier of the Quarter.
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Col Earle Thompson
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At times Mr. Xxx lacks tact, however he has never been misunderstood!
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SGM Senior Adviser, National Communications
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"Perpetuates his own myth".
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1SG Jason Smith
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would best serve the needs of the Army by ETSing
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Ncoer comments
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Capt Jeff S.
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*This Marine could not convince a platoon to follow him out of a burning house.
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SFC Josh Jackson
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Wow!
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SSG Recruiting And Retention Nco
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I forgot about two they put on my first (gag) NCOER.

* Constantly on time for Lunch

* Always first for Final Formation.
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