Posted on Jun 26, 2015
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Google, be blessed.
You have given me almost two more years of my life that I never thought I'd have. You have saved me from endless hours and days of purgatorial pain. You have offered me closure, even before the doomed affair had truly begun.

My apologies. I'm not wrecked on Retsina. I'm merely reading reports that Google's very fine search engine has already indicated that Hillary Clinton will be the next president of the United States.

Of course, there's a touch of hyperbole here. But I suspect there might be one or two political partisans who will be experiencing intensely hyperbolic reactions when they hear of it.

You see, Google search has responded to the question: "Who will be the next president?" with a card that answered: Hillary Clinton.

I know, I know. You were still holding out for either Ted Nugent or the Hulk Hoganesque intellect of Donald Trump.

Instead, as the Next Web reported, two formulations of the same question both throw up results that suggest that in 2016, the revolution will be Clintonized.

Nerds will surely rush to explain that Google's search engine reacts to optimized results, and these two happened to be results that appear to be -- but aren't -- definitive answers. One, after all, is from renowned independently-minded performer Glen Beck.

http://www.cnet.com/news/google-says-hillary-clinton-will-be-the-next-president/
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SFC Rollie Hubbard
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God I hope to hell not.
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LTC John Shaw
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SGT (Join to see) Proof the search engines do not make us Smarter!
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LTC John Shaw, None of them claim to smart but they remind me of Search Engines For Dummies.
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PO3 Sherry Thornburg
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I seriously hope not. I seriously hoped her husband wouldn't become President too though.
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SPC Margaret Higgins
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This so indeed correct. Wars could stop. (Although, GOD said that there will always be war.)
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