Posted on Jul 13, 2014
PO2 Edward Collins
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Just for fun. Call them out. Everyone thinks their branch is the best. (Unless your Navy that's not true) funny stories about why you witnessed the other branches do.
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Attitude
Attitude- A Sense Of Humor Can Make Even The Toughest Job Easier.
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Seal Team 1's version of humor
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SSG Chris Furney
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Here's my Military Music Trivia. 10 points possible.
1. In "The Ballad Of The Green Beret", what do the "fearless men" do?
2. In the classic song "Anchors Aweigh", when do we sail?
3. In the Bob Marley song "Buffalo Soldiers", what were the Buffalo Soldiers fighting for? Extra Point- When did they start fighting?
4. In the Air Force Song "Wild Blue Yonder", what happens if we don't live in fame?
5. According to "The Halls Of Montezuma", what will the Army and the Navy see in Heaven? (assuming... ;) )
6. In the Warren Zevon Song "Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner", what exactly happened to Roland's head? Extra Point- What happened to the guy who did it?
7. In the Army "Caisson Song", "it's Hi Hi Hee in the" what?
8. In "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic, where was Jesus born?
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SSG Chris Furney
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Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road?
A: It was the only way to reach the objective.
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SSG Chris Furney
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Q: How many General Schwarzkopf's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. But really, all he has to do is show it he's serious, and it will start working again for a while.
PFC/2LT Furney, Co C, 1/186 Infantry 90-91- Sir.
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Whenmcposretire
From the Broadside cartoon series. "When Master Chiefs Retire."
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Youngster: "Mom, when I grow up, I want to be a Naval Aviator!"
Mom: "Well, make up your mind, son, you can't do both."
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Answer: I have to grow older. I don't have to grow up.
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I view all service members and veterans equally great people, mostly. That being said...

United States Navy, because even the Army and the Air Force need heroes.
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Had a Great Time on West Pac.
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