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The value of an Officer VS a NCO
A 2LT was walking home from work one day, when he noticed a little boy sitting on the sidewalk.
The little boy was playing with a pile of shit. Curious, the 2LT walked over to the little boy and asked him "Why are you playing with a pile of shit?" The little boy replied "I'm building an NCO". The 2LT, amused by this, ran back to the company to get his captain. Upon returning to the little boy, who was still playing with the pile of shit, the Captain asked "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy looked up at him and said " I'm building an NCO". The captain being equally amused insisted that they return and get the 1SG. When the three returned the little boy, still playing with his pile of shit, was asked by the 1SG "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy again replied "I'm building and NCO". "Why are you building an NCO?" asked the 1SG. The little boy paused and responded "Because I don't have enough shit to build an officer"
A 2LT was walking home from work one day, when he noticed a little boy sitting on the sidewalk.
The little boy was playing with a pile of shit. Curious, the 2LT walked over to the little boy and asked him "Why are you playing with a pile of shit?" The little boy replied "I'm building an NCO". The 2LT, amused by this, ran back to the company to get his captain. Upon returning to the little boy, who was still playing with the pile of shit, the Captain asked "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy looked up at him and said " I'm building an NCO". The captain being equally amused insisted that they return and get the 1SG. When the three returned the little boy, still playing with his pile of shit, was asked by the 1SG "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy again replied "I'm building and NCO". "Why are you building an NCO?" asked the 1SG. The little boy paused and responded "Because I don't have enough shit to build an officer"
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Several days after President Obama was re-elected president, he went
over to see Bill and Hillary Clinton for dinner at their spacious
home. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked his host if he
could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Bill Clinton 's private toilet,
he was astonished to see That Clinton had a gold urinal! Wow!
The next day, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal in
Clinton 's private lavatory. "Just think,' he said, 'maybe I should
get a gold urinal too. But on the other hand I think that it may be just a bit to
self-indulgent... even for a guy like me!"
Later in the week, Michelle had lunch with Hillary. She told
Hillary how impressed her husband was because
Bill had a gold urinal in his private bathroom.
Later when Bill got home, Hillary smiled and said to Bill:
"I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
over to see Bill and Hillary Clinton for dinner at their spacious
home. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked his host if he
could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Bill Clinton 's private toilet,
he was astonished to see That Clinton had a gold urinal! Wow!
The next day, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal in
Clinton 's private lavatory. "Just think,' he said, 'maybe I should
get a gold urinal too. But on the other hand I think that it may be just a bit to
self-indulgent... even for a guy like me!"
Later in the week, Michelle had lunch with Hillary. She told
Hillary how impressed her husband was because
Bill had a gold urinal in his private bathroom.
Later when Bill got home, Hillary smiled and said to Bill:
"I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
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