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The value of an Officer VS a NCO
A 2LT was walking home from work one day, when he noticed a little boy sitting on the sidewalk.
The little boy was playing with a pile of shit. Curious, the 2LT walked over to the little boy and asked him "Why are you playing with a pile of shit?" The little boy replied "I'm building an NCO". The 2LT, amused by this, ran back to the company to get his captain. Upon returning to the little boy, who was still playing with the pile of shit, the Captain asked "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy looked up at him and said " I'm building an NCO". The captain being equally amused insisted that they return and get the 1SG. When the three returned the little boy, still playing with his pile of shit, was asked by the 1SG "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy again replied "I'm building and NCO". "Why are you building an NCO?" asked the 1SG. The little boy paused and responded "Because I don't have enough shit to build an officer"
A 2LT was walking home from work one day, when he noticed a little boy sitting on the sidewalk.
The little boy was playing with a pile of shit. Curious, the 2LT walked over to the little boy and asked him "Why are you playing with a pile of shit?" The little boy replied "I'm building an NCO". The 2LT, amused by this, ran back to the company to get his captain. Upon returning to the little boy, who was still playing with the pile of shit, the Captain asked "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy looked up at him and said " I'm building an NCO". The captain being equally amused insisted that they return and get the 1SG. When the three returned the little boy, still playing with his pile of shit, was asked by the 1SG "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy again replied "I'm building and NCO". "Why are you building an NCO?" asked the 1SG. The little boy paused and responded "Because I don't have enough shit to build an officer"
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*** A UNION MANS DOG ***
Four workers were discussing how smart thier dogs were. The first
was an engineer, who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog
was named "T-Square" and he told him to get some paper and draw a
square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat.
The accountant said he thought his dog was better. His dog was named
"Slide Rule." He told him to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back,
and divide them into piles of three, which he did with no problem.
The chemist said that was good, but he felt his dog was better. His
dog "Measure" was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces
into a ten-ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem. All three
men agreed this was very good and their dogs were equally smart. They
all turned to the Union Member and said "What can your dog do ?" The
Teamster member called his dog, whose name was "Coffee Break" and
said, "Show the fellows what you can do." "Coffee Break" went over
and ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed the
other three dogs and claimed he injured his back while doing so,
filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for work-
man's compensation and left for home on sick leave.
*** A UNION MANS DOG ***
Four workers were discussing how smart thier dogs were. The first
was an engineer, who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog
was named "T-Square" and he told him to get some paper and draw a
square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat.
The accountant said he thought his dog was better. His dog was named
"Slide Rule." He told him to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back,
and divide them into piles of three, which he did with no problem.
The chemist said that was good, but he felt his dog was better. His
dog "Measure" was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces
into a ten-ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem. All three
men agreed this was very good and their dogs were equally smart. They
all turned to the Union Member and said "What can your dog do ?" The
Teamster member called his dog, whose name was "Coffee Break" and
said, "Show the fellows what you can do." "Coffee Break" went over
and ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed the
other three dogs and claimed he injured his back while doing so,
filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for work-
man's compensation and left for home on sick leave.
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MSgt Marvin Kinderknecht
SGT (Join to see) - Keith, I get great jokes from my son's friend. He is from England and has friends in Austrailia. Those guys tell it as it is. Unfortunately, I don't know how to get if from E-mail to Rally Point. Any suggestions? Marvin AKA Max
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Yes, I copy and paste mine into RP. Open the jokes page you are on now, then copy the email jokes, and paste it into the joke page, reply window.
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Been there, done that... Eww, what a relief it is. Thanks SSG Paul Setterholm. I love it.
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Stuck on all the jokes, love them!! Needed the laughs today so thank you to everyone posting them!!
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