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Total Waste of Time Question - Move on if you're too serious
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Ninja's have longer life spans and less disease. But a pirate is simply one who plunders and who lives and sails under no crown. Is there any reason a Ninja cannot become a pirate?
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you can be both. how would you know they don't already have ninjas on a pirate ship? have you ever seen a ninja on a pirate ship? EXACTLY.
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now you see what you have done there... validated why there are only two options here....
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As has been illustrated on a few Meme, the posibility does indeed exist, especially as LTC Paul Labrador suggested in his controversial love child response. However, for the sake of brevity this form requires definition regarding the age old global conflict of Pirate vs. Ninja, and therefore there can be only one. Perhaps a new thread extolling the virtues of named hybrid pirate/ninja or Pija would be appropriate.
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Again confirmation of the global acclaim. Pirates have their own song, which just so happens to be on their own Disney ride. Do ninja have their own Disney ride? NO, because well... they're not pirates.
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Is an actor. I was not sure if you posing a question or making a statement, neither of which would address the question of pirate vs ninja. As well to my knowledge Jet Li has played neither Pirate or ninja in his films. Would you please elaborate?
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My Hitomi is Japanese, so I have left my Pirate love behind me and must choose the Ninja!
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Cpl David Schaffer
Ye gone from a man to a cowardly ninja. Ye could not survive that be why ye ran like thee dirty dog ye are!
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SFC Mark Merino I was sorely tempted to down vote that... But I think you are still under the influence of the pain killers from surgery and so will grant you a pass...
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SFC Mark Merino
ARRRRRRR!!! Dare ye to vote me down you scurvy dawg! Me meds are strong and make me drool but Ninjas guard me as I slumber. Arrrrrrrrr!
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Cpl David Schaffer
Still thinks he be a pirate, his heart be on the sea's. I know ye are ready to take down ninja's from thee inside. When ye come back prepare to swab the decks for denouncing us.
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You would "sea" the pirate coming from miles away.
The ninja would kill you before you even knew it.
The ninja would kill you before you even knew it.
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How? Similar to a seal standing on sand and shells on a seashore who remains unseen. Their shoe prints would surely disappear when high tide is near. S/N Batman is nearly a ninja and is awesome.
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What kind of question is this. Don't you know that pirates have been shown to be a insignificant wartime force. They helped Andrew Jackson defeat the British at New Orleans in the War of 1812. Ninjas have made no contribution to America.
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SSG Pete Fleming
1LT Eric Rosa, I just saw this post and it made me laugh... but true! I need that automatic thumbs up gun I have seen on other posts...
But I like the way we term things for our benefit... privateers not pirates...
But I like the way we term things for our benefit... privateers not pirates...
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I was a soldier... we compare better with ninjas, mud crawling ninjas anyway, than any salty pirate any day!
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