Posted on Jun 27, 2014
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Total Waste of Time Question - Move on if you're too serious
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MSG Brad Sand
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Ninja Pirates vs Pirate Ninjas

With either, frag grenades, followed by a two man sweeping teams. Double tap anything moving. Ninja and pirate problem solved. Other options include getting them into a lifeboat and just put a large caliber round between each of their eyes?
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PO1 Disaster Survivor Assistance Specialist
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Well, if you're going to go to that extreme MSg....why waste the ammo? Just put them in a lifeboat sans water/food .... adrift in the middle of the ocean.....long and painful death.....
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SGT Kevin Adams
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I gotta go pirate they are a lot more fun...
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Cpl Ehr Specialist
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If you need a little more information before voting here you go

http://www.spike.com/articles/9of4p3/deadliest-warrior-pirate-vs-ninja
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CMDCM Gene Treants
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Nice to know, but would not have changed my vote - just proved me right. Never challenge a Master of anything! LOL
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And so with pseudo-science stating that pirates have the edge and would win over Ninja, Pirates should win. However, Ninja have a fan club with the military and so Ninja hold the lead as fan favorites.
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Cpl David Schaffer
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We Pirates now have thee lead....Yes I go a little crazy on TLP Day, even have shirts made up just for today.
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With a dramatic push, because they have their own day, Pirates do indeed take the lead. I am a Pirate for halloween every year... .and if I did not think I would be fired for it I would dress as a pirate every friday as fridays are holidays...
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CPT Zachary Brooks
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In one of the stages of the Xbox Live and PS3 game "Castle Crashers" you fight off Ninjas as they try to take over your ship (as pirates I guess).

So I ask, why not both?
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CPT Surgical Physician Assistant
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How is this a question?
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Cpl Ehr Specialist
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A sentence with a subject matter eliciting response in which your opinion has been formed.
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CPT Surgical Physician Assistant
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Trying to pin me down eh?

Fine.

I find black slimming.
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Cpl Ehr Specialist
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Awesome! thank you.
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MSG Signal Support Systems Specialist
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moving on....
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SSG Tim Everett
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Where is cyborg wizard?
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ummm not on a Pirate vs. Ninja survey?
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SPC James Mcneil
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Ninjas of course!
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In my house it is well known that Pirates rule the roost and with proper education/Brainwashing all my brood understand the significance of standing tall as a Pirate.

With Halloween coming up, if your child ask's to be a Pirate or Ninja and that goes against your core belief, will you deny the request? Would you influence their decision? Would you let them be seen in public wearing black pajamas?
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SSG Joc Watch Officer
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I do not have that worry with my kids, as they will never ask to be a ninja! My daughter is far to into princesses and the Wizard of Oz (she has been Dorothy for the last 4 years). My oldest son is into Legos (he wanted to be Emmit) and superheros (Captain America, followed by the Avengers, followed by the Punisher). My youngest son is only almost a year old, so he is whatever warm costume (Halloween is cold in northern WI) my wife finds that fits him.

If for some reason my son wanted to be a ninja, I would feel the need to educate him on the differences between ninjas and pirates, thus helping him to choose to be a pirate. That and the black PJs probably would not be warm enough!
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Excellent response... I find myself juxtaposed as I now have a daughter and pink rules the day with her. Though there were some very significant lady pirates, I think I may find myself out voted when it comes to her.
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CPT Mike M.
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Too easy.
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