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What are the most ridiculous punishments you've seen?
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2ndLt Matthew Pipoly
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When I was at Marine OCS, one of the guys in my platoon had a magazine in the John. He left it in there and the Sergeant Instructor found it. SI came out and asked whose it was. He fessed up and the SI returned the magazine. Then SI said he wanted a copy of it by Friday. The whole platoon had to split up the magazine and hand copy it, words, pictures the whole thing front to back. It was pretty ingenious.
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SPC Bryce Goode
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Dude got caught smoking on Ftx in Basic had to go around to every tree saying Cigarettes Suck and we're in a forest
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SGT Brandon Dunagan
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Made the comment that all this fine Georgia mid summer rain sucks while in formation, so pvt. Dunny got to mop up all the rain water in the parking lot and street, and when I carried bucket to the third floor Latrine to dump the water down the drain, I got to yell out "drill sergeant, private dunny requests permission to dump this fine Georgia rain down the drain" then wait for a response while holding such said bucket chest high
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CW3 Kevin Storm
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Not the worst thing I ever did to someone. I found an M109A5 unsecure in the motor pool at Dona Anna Range. Had a mechanic park in front of the Flag Pole. Suffice to say my BN didn't suffer from unsecure tracks after that. One AT at Camp Roberts myself and the Sergeant Major went around taking pictures of ourselves in unsecure vehicles. Suffice to say the nightly BN meeting was entertaining.
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SPC Luther Stacey
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Are platoon fought so much with eachother our guide arm w as a brass pole and we had to sing brass monkey by beastie boys
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LCDR Sales & Proposals Manager Gas Turbine Products
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Must be a real *&^% to clean!
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SGT Project Engineer
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.. you should see the cleaning rod for that thing!
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SSG Gerhard S.
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Awesome!
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PO2 Dave Litz
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When I was in basic way back when..clothing came with pieces of paper called inspection tags..we called them commie tags as they were a hit on inspection. ..our arock was the 2nd recruit in charge was hated ..anyway on a inspection they found 88 tags in his peacoat...they made him go around the whole house on his hands and knees blowing a tag crawling up to it and stating "commie tag commie tag leave me alone".. six hours later he finished :)
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CPT Gary Wilkins
CPT Gary Wilkins
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Greets, Petty Officer Litz! I was in the U.S. Naval Sea Cadet Corps as a High School student (I ended up going through Army ROTC and became a tanker--but my Dad was Navy). Went for 3 weeks of basic training to the Naval Training Center (flew there in a C-130) in Orlando, FL (BRACed some years ago). We had our heads shaved, etc. Regular Navy recruits preferred us over high school Navy ROTC students (who did nothing but bitch). One evening, I locked my "A&B" drawers, but failed to check whether the lock was securely latched. The Master at Arms came through and when he pulled on my lock, the lock arm pulled out. I then had to bring both drawers, one at a time, to the Chief Petty Officer's office ( First Class P.O. Ackerman) at the front of the building (a long way!), dump them out (and my grandmother had given me maybe 15 or so of those little damn hotel soap bars, I had about 15 pairs of folded socks, along with other assorted items, in those drawers). I asked the Petty Officer if the socks counted as one item. He said "Hold the pair up by one individual corner." The other sock peeled off. "No," he said. So I had to carry first each drawer, then the lock, then each item, back to the barracks one at a time, taking off my shoes at the door each time so as not to scuff the deck. Finished after 3.5 hours, well after lights out. Royally sucked! But, damn me if I EVER failed to make sure my lock was secure after that--and I stayed in touch with Ackerman for nearly 15 years after that experience.
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CPL Greg Tippens
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this is my weapon holding m16 in the air. this is my gun (grab crouch ) this is for killing. this is for fun. basic train 1987 u.s. army . that was for calling my weapon a gun . lol
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SGT Daniel Bell
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When one private left his weapon at basic nobody knew until 3am and Sgt would call us down to the drill pad and fuck our lives with corrective training for an hour
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SSgt Quality Assurance Evaluator
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I have a feeling someone knew before then, just waited until 3 am to notify the platoon sgt about it on purpose to make it just that much for fun for them.
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SrA Rob Skinner
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At Osan AB, I saw a Korean soldier in mop 4 being made to run up andd down about 100 stairs.
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SGT Writer
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A KATUSA or US Soldier, or ROK Soldier?
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SSG Robert Webster
SSG Robert Webster
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SGT (Join to see) - It was probably a ROK soldier. But then if it had been further north, it is possible that it could have been a KATUSA assigned to a specific unit, that has/had ROK SF NCOs as Platoon Sergeants.
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SSG Intelligence Advisor
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When were you at Osan?
So, a soldier that was on our flight line (Alpha diamond), lost his beret in the middle of the taxi way, (this was 2010) I ended up with it. That night was the first time I've seen the whole Army BN stationed there, out doing a police call looking for it. I showed my buddies that night. Funniest shit ever. I went to turn it in. Their 1SG looked at me, looked at the beret, laughed and said keep it. I still have that beret.
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SSG Juan Morrill
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our DI was so pissed at us one day that he put us in MOPP4 - in a basement classroom with the windows shut - heat turned up and made us do side straddle hops for hours until eventually the fire alarm went off... commander not too happy when fire department showed but damn he was effective in his ways, never had that problem again
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LCpl Steven Rivera
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He got off easy, are you kidding me. Leave your weapon behind, he just killed his platoon
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SGT David T.
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I lost my barracks key once and was made to carry around a large wooden key at port arms. They even made me salute with it as if it was a weapon....ah the good ole days lol
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SPC Healthcare Specialist (Combat Medic)
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To bad thats considered hazing and who ever had him do it can face an article 15.
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PO3 John Harper
PO3 John Harper
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SPC (Join to see) - are you saying the army was hard in 92? Ha ha sir that was Clinton's military there was nothing hard about it. Ha ha what a joke. I was in the navy and the way things were turning with all of this not wanting to stress the recruit and go easy on him makes me wonder how we have come this far within our over seas conflicts.
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PO3 John Harper
PO3 John Harper
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PVT Andrew Burd - you just kidding, corrective instruction, join in if you would like. :)
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SPC Roger Liedeke
SPC Roger Liedeke
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Oh jeez. Cry me a river spec. We all got hazed its called training. Half of what soldiers go through could be considered hazing but without it were dead. I'm glad they did that. It might just save his life.
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SPC Roger Liedeke
SPC Roger Liedeke
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When I was in basic we had something called dead man walking. They'd wait for you to get about 25 feet from your weapon and you had to do some crawl/walk inchworm thing. It sucked but I only left it once.
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SSG Timothy Lanham
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getting ready to go on a field training exercise. My driver left his rifle in the motor pool. The motor sergeant discovered it and brought it to the private. He wrapped 25 feet of chain around the private and padlocked the rifle to him.
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SPC Louis Copechal
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bear crawl backwards up a grade then crab walk backwards down the grade.... all because a trainee though he could have the lobster for lunch... 1989 Ft Dix NJ. Another trainee thought he could use the payphone when we came back from bivouac. he didn't even shower before calling home that's why he got low crawled, bear crawled, sugar cookies, up downs along with quite a few more drills for about 2 hrs. once he threw up he was denied phone privileges for 1 week.... the trainee was tore up from the floor up during training but eventually went on to becoming a D.I.
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SSG Cory Webb
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My favorite was at Ft. Benning. A private forgot to side step in the chow line. Drill made him stand in line and remind everyone to "side step" every day for a week. Priceless....
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SSG (ret) William Martin
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I used to make Soldiers wear clocks as a necklace, you know like Flavor Flav, when they were late.
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PFC Cavalry Scout
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2000, Fort Knox, 1st platoon, Bravo Troop, 5/15 Cav. Our Drill Sergeants had another prefered method. They had a big ass wrench the tankers used and we called him Iron Mike. Big heavy bastard and if you fucked up, you had to carry this damn wrench till the next recruit fucked up and took over
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