Posted on Aug 27, 2015
Private at basic left his weapon unattended. This is what he got in return.
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User "NoooUGH" posted this originally on Reddit.
What are the most ridiculous punishments you've seen?
What are the most ridiculous punishments you've seen?
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A private that majorly screwed up got to carry a bright orange pair of leg boots around their necks until another private totally screwed up. We called it gettin da boot. Lol
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Two interesting things stick out in my great memory, neither was my punishment, one soldier left his weapon unattended in a truck and the truck left. The squad leader gave him a wood 4x4 the length of a m16 with a sling to carry the rest of the week.. Another soldier fell asleep on perimeter guard and our Squad Leader had the young soldier low crawl the rest of his shifts back and forth between fighting positions on the perimeter for the rest of the night. (about 3 hours worth)
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One of my favs was a lost ID card. Carry around a huge cardboard replica of the ID card for a while...very funny.
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Hell l had a soldier leave one of his two day one in theater and the whole company had to have their weapons bungy corded for over a month.even the 1SG and XO did it.
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Seeing these stories have me dying laughing. Someone should post these as "Lessons Learned." The Joes would love it
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How did they make him so small? It's obviously some sort of super-ray, but what kind? Will he ever grow to his original size? I think it would be coolest if the ray is blue.
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We had one guy who was always sleeping so we made him wear a clock around his neck with the words 'Time is my enemy" on it. Didn't help much, though. But was funny as you know what.
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Mine wasn't for screwing up, mine was trying to fix a civil engineering mistake. Our Battalion building was built downstairs from the parking lot. One day I was the Staff Duty Runner and it was raining pretty bad. One of our Battalion NCOs came down and told me to keep the walk leading from the parking lot to the Battalion Building clear of mud and the large puddle that was washing out from the areas waiting to be seeded with grass into a low spot on the sidewalk so the battalion personnel didn't get their boots muddy as they were walking into their new building. Everyone that walked by asked me what I did wrong. I laughed and said, "I'm just lucky enough to have Staff Duty today." Then someone else walked by and was pissed that I was getting their snow shovel all muddy. All in a days work when you're part of that E-4 Mafia.
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During a class I was caught chewing gum, I had to put it in my ear! That smarts when you are being watched!!
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We had a guy show up an hour late for morning formation so he had to wear a 30 inch clock on a chain around his all day and announce the time ever hour
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Also from reddit: When you fuck up so bad you have to mop up the rain.
http://i.imgur.com/cvj6oCU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cvj6oCU.jpg
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